I have the cutest cat name Honey.
We go on great adventures for example I covered him in foil and gave him a sword to fight the evils that linger in the dark. Dont know why thats important...
I have this guy who's name rings through my ears like sweet bells in heaven. Even when he makes me mad he knows what to say to make me smile and forget. He is just awesome and gives me strength to keep smiling when he is in Michigan for medical school. No matter what happens I will keep smiling. Nobody you can put me down.

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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2 days ago
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Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

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2 days ago
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merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

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2 days ago
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therealeovaldez:

How the hell are they even comfortable

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2 days ago
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shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

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2 days ago
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coca-cola:

A skateboarding dog? Easy. Teaching her the “Share” command was the tough part. #ShareaCoke

coca-cola:

A skateboarding dog? Easy. Teaching her the “Share” command was the tough part. #ShareaCoke

2 days ago
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ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

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3 days ago
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