I have the cutest cat name Honey.
We go on great adventures for example I covered him in foil and gave him a sword to fight the evils that linger in the dark. Dont know why thats important...
I have this guy who's name rings threw my ears like sweet bells in heaven. Even when he makes me mad he knows what to say to make me smile and forget. He is just awesome and when I need strength to keep smiling when he is in Michigan for medical school. No matter what happens I will keep smiling...ha..no way you can put me down.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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1 hour ago
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thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

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1 hour ago
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appropriately-inappropriate:

draumstafir:

Hey, here’s an idea, OP, go fucking adopt a special needs child instead of crying about a FETUS that someone aborted. There are millions of children without homes. If you would really give ~everything~ to adopt a baby with Down’s (or a baby in general), fucking do it. Don’t cry on fucking post secret that women aren’t incubating fresh babies for you to adopt.
Because we all know that that’s what this a really about.
Secret from PostSecret.com

If you really want to give everything you own to adopt a child with Trisomy, there’s plenty waiting in foster care for you.
adoptuskids dot org/_app/child/searchpResults dot aspx
There ya go, sweet PostSecret person. Let us know how many needy kids you adopt. I’ve even done the homework for you, and searched em on up. There’s 255 PAGES of children waiting to be adopted, I’m sure someone in that list is a Downs’ Baby just waiting for you to scoop them up and take them home.
Post pictures of your happy family!

appropriately-inappropriate:

draumstafir:

Hey, here’s an idea, OP, go fucking adopt a special needs child instead of crying about a FETUS that someone aborted. There are millions of children without homes. If you would really give ~everything~ to adopt a baby with Down’s (or a baby in general), fucking do it. Don’t cry on fucking post secret that women aren’t incubating fresh babies for you to adopt.

Because we all know that that’s what this a really about.

Secret from PostSecret.com

If you really want to give everything you own to adopt a child with Trisomy, there’s plenty waiting in foster care for you.

adoptuskids dot org/_app/child/searchpResults dot aspx

There ya go, sweet PostSecret person. Let us know how many needy kids you adopt. I’ve even done the homework for you, and searched em on up. There’s 255 PAGES of children waiting to be adopted, I’m sure someone in that list is a Downs’ Baby just waiting for you to scoop them up and take them home.

Post pictures of your happy family!

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4 hours ago
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demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

demibloods:

why aren’t we talking about this more.

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5 hours ago
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ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

ravenclawslibrary:

bookworldau:

We’re all too familiar with this.

That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.

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1 hour ago
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boobs-blahblah-nipple:

athomewithmargaery:

mountains-of-destiny:

If y’all need proof of the power of a haircut and facial hair—-this is the same guy

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this is fucked up. this fucked me up.

Go back. Go back to it before.

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1 hour ago
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tastefullyoffensive:

"I never saw Tangled, but I imagine it being exactly like this."

[completelyseriouscomics]

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4 hours ago
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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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4 hours ago
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ronpaulproblems:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:


nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy


"Obama said pretty words, guys. Ignore all that he’s done over the past 6 years and look at this fancy tweet. He’s chill."

ronpaulproblems:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

"Obama said pretty words, guys. Ignore all that he’s done over the past 6 years and look at this fancy tweet. He’s chill."

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5 hours ago
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buzzfeed:

Y’all ain’t right.  [x]

5 hours ago
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