I have the cutest cat name Honey.
We go on great adventures for example I covered him in foil and gave him a sword to fight the evils that linger in the dark. Dont know why thats important...
I have this guy who's name rings through my ears like sweet bells in heaven. Even when he makes me mad he knows what to say to make me smile and forget. He is just awesome and gives me strength to keep smiling when he is in Michigan for medical school. No matter what happens I will keep smiling. Nobody you can put me down.
brianaloves55:

I just found the best profile ever on tinder

brianaloves55:

I just found the best profile ever on tinder

8 hours ago
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peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

(Source: neotoyko, via foreveralone-lyguy)

13 hours ago
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edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

(via 10knotes)

1 day ago
204,028 notes

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

1 day ago
256,446 notes
larstheyeti:

The cowlick can’t be tamed.

larstheyeti:

The cowlick can’t be tamed.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

1 day ago
8,808 notes
castiels-celestiel-dick:

I HAVE FOUND THIS AND ITS MY NEW FAVORITE THING

castiels-celestiel-dick:

I HAVE FOUND THIS AND ITS MY NEW FAVORITE THING

8 hours ago
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sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

(via laugh-addict)

1 day ago
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okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

(Source: stevesfriend, via lulz-time)

1 day ago
252,944 notes

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

(via tastefullyoffensive)

1 day ago
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